Bad-taste Jokes Explained:

Stop me if I'm wrong, but you may have heard this one:

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?"

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven....ha, ha......ha? Right....

You see the problem with this is the logic behind it. Really this joke is only pointing out the obvious: would not a Jew, or any person for that matter, scream if they were put in an oven? Well, I would think so. Therefore, by attempting to be an ass, this joke is only pointing out how Jews are normal fucking people, with vocal chords, just like everyone else.

Why thank you, Mr. Joke, for pointing out to us the underlying equality of all human beings.

Things I think....

An apple a day keeps the doctor away....

Because, secretly, all doctors are terrified of apples.

I send to you my deepest regards....

Dear Blog,

I would like to apologize for leaving you so neglected and underfed as of late. I embarked on my journey with you at an ill-conceived time. Once I have completed my previous quest: 'Graduate College.' I will return and promise to update you in a fashion that is much more becoming to a blog such as yourself.

Please forgive me any transgression. I wish you the best in my absence.

Sincerely,
Mallory

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